Mike Pence Found All The Coronavirus Supplies! We Had Mailed Them To Asia, Whoops! Once more, just making shit up as they go along. Doktor Zoom coronavirus 01 Apr 2020
Trump Stops 'Chinese Virus' Talk After Deep Ego Massage From Xi Jinping China did a great job with this thing, almost as good as Trump's doing. Doktor Zoom coronavirus 31 Mar 2020
Trump Fails To Stop Coronavirus Because He Can't Come Up With Mean Nickname Mike Pence has inexplicable moments of competence. Doktor Zoom coronavirus 09 Mar 2020
Trump Officials Say They Have 'No Intelligence' ... Stop Laughing, They Are Serious! It's the Sunday Shows Rundown! Michael Mora Russia 24 Feb 2020
State Department Kinda Making Up Coronavirus Policy As It Goes Along. That Cool? It's hard to tell the weaponized incompetence from the regular kind. Doktor Zoom White House 21 Feb 2020
Maybe Trump's Budget Cuts Will Force Lazy Coronavirus Patients To Get Well Pull yourself out of that hospital bed by your bootstraps. Doktor Zoom Science 17 Feb 2020
Marie Yovanovitch Will Stick Her Sensible Wedge Pump Right Up Mike Pompeo's Craven A** But diplomatically! Liz Dye Ukraine 13 Feb 2020
Wonkette Book Club: Petty Revenge Against Critics? Glad *That's* A Thing Of The Past! A generation of fuckery. Doktor Zoom Culture 09 Feb 2020
More Stimulus? It's Not Like Hospitals And States Are Small Businesses, Like Churches Are coronavirus
Bill O’Reilly Thinks Coronavirus Victims Should Just Die Already, But Those Are *Last Week's* Talking Points Media/Entertainment
