Kris Kobach's Top Expert Flagged Voters For Fraud Because They Were Named, Like, 'Jose'
Who would have believed the voter fraud myth is based on incredibly dishonest statistics? Other than everyone.
16 Mar 2018
ICE Guy Done Working For Gestapo, Thank You
An ICE spokesguy just couldn't bring himself to lie. Odd job choice.
14 Mar 2018
How To Reduce Gun Injuries: Just Send All Gun-Humpers Off To An NRA Convention, Forever.
A good guy with a gun is still likely to screw up now and then.
02 Mar 2018
Roy Moore Sues To Keep Little Thing Like 'Alabama Voters' From Stealing Election From Him
Be prepared to be laughed out of court by your former colleagues, Roy.
28 Dec 2017
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Well, 'Voting' Was Fun While It Lasted!
Thank goodness someone's getting to this vital nonexistent problem.
12 May 2017
There May Be Enough White Voters To Elect Donald Trump. But Are There Enough Complete Idiots?
It might just be statistically possible for Donald Trump to win the presidency, although such an outcome would obviously give a completely new meaning to the term 'margin of error.'
09 Jun 2016
NRA Suggests Decorating Your Child's Bedroom With Loaded Guns, For Convenience And Safety
Because the only thing that can stop a bad toddler with a gun, is a good toddler with a gun.
31 May 2016
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