Relax, Everyone: Donald Trump Is Still A F*cking Criminal

WTF does tonight's special message from Robert Mueller tell us? Wonkette tries to answer that question!

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Trump Told Michael Cohen To Lie To Congress. Is That Bad?

Individual 1 been berry berry bad.

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FBI Been Wonderin' If Trump Is Literal Russian Intelligence Asset For LONG ASS TIME

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Paul Manafort's Lawyers Make Redacted Words Invisible Like F-35 Plane

Who's a Russian intelligence asset? Who's a Russian intelligence asset? IS PAUL MANAFORT A RUSSIAN INTELLIGENCE ASSET?

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Is Rand Paul A Russian Agent, Or Is That Just His Face?

Please God, there better not be a pee tape.

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Rudy Giuliani Will Do LOCK HER UPS To Robert Mueller. You Bet!

Very excellent journamalisming, The Hill bros!

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It Was Michael Cohen, In Prague, With The Cell Phone HE WAS SUPPOSED TO LEAVE AT HOME, JESUS CHRIST

You know, allegedly.

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Trump Unsanctioning Manafort's Russian Sugar Daddy Is EVEN F*CKEDER Than You Thought!

It's Christmas morning for Putin all over again, and it's not even Christmas!

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Relax, Everyone: Donald Trump Is Still A F*cking Criminal

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Trump Idiots 'Debunk' Michael Cohen Story By Shrieking HAW HAW BUZZFEED SUX!

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Trump: Me, Impeached? LOOK, A TERRORIST PRAYER RUG!

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Trump AG Nominee Bill Barr Should Have Kept His Big Mouth Shut About Obstruction Of Justice

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