Christopher Steele Stopped Telling FBI About Trump-Russia Conspiracy Because THE NEW YORK TIMES SUCKS BALLS

In related news, PERHAPS THE NEW YORK TIMES SHOULD READ A WONKETTE LIVEBLOG FROM TIME TO FUCKING TIME.

It's Real Fuckin' Obvious Why GOP Didn't Want Us To Read The Fusion GPS Transcript

YOU MAD, CHUCK GRASSLEY? GONNA THROW SOME CORN COBS ABOUT IT?

Complicit Shitheel GOP Senators Will Put Trump Pee Hooker Dossier Spy IN JAIL

Oh look, a publicity stunt!

Your 2017 Legislative Shitmuffin Of The Whole Entire Year Is DEVIN NUNES, COME ON DOWN AND SUCK IT!

Oh Devin Nunes, YOU EARNED IT. YOU REALLY, REALLY EARNED IT.