Former Trump Acting SecDef Christopher Miller Is A Real Piece Of Sh*t, We Mean Work

HE REGRETS NOTHING.

Michael Cohen's So Excited! He's So Excited! He's So ... SCARED!

He can't go to Congress now, because Donald Trump and Rudy Giuliani are THREATENING HIM. Sucks when the shoe's on the other foot, doesn't it, MICHAEL?

Trump To Pelosi: I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT IF I STEP ON MY OWN DICK AND EAT IT AT THE SAME TIME?

Well played, Trump! Or, you know, the opposite of that.