2020 Dems All Socialist, Except The Ones Who Are Only A Little Socialist And John Delaney, too! Doktor Zoom 2020 presidential election 18 Nov 2019
We Were In The Sh*t, Man! The 2019 Iowa Democrats Steak Fry, We Mean We've all gone to look for America. Dominic Gwinn News 23 Sep 2019
Jay Inslee Ends Campaign To Spend More Time With Planet Also available to be Climate Czar. Doktor Zoom 2020 presidential election 22 Aug 2019
Elizabeth Warren Has A Plan For Hiding John Delaney's Body, After What She Did To Him Last Night Didn't happen on 5th Avenue, but we're pretty sure she didn't lose a single follower. Evan Hurst News 31 Jul 2019
Abandon Hope, There's Another Democratic Debate Tonight! And here is your preview of it! Evan Hurst News 30 Jul 2019
CNN Reveals Lineup For Next Separate But Equal Democratic Debates CNN out CNNs itself. Stephen Robinson 2020 democratic primary 19 Jul 2019
Racist In Chief. Wonkagenda For Wed., July 17, 2019 Trump's a racist, ICE uses big tech, and the list for the second 2020 debate. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 17 Jul 2019
Your Weekly Top Ten Gonna Go Jump In A Lake YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW! Evan Hurst News 22 Jun 2019
