Hero Obama Judge Will See Dumbass Trump Lawsuit Next Tuesday. No, Literally!

Federal judge Amit Mehta is fast-tracking one of Trump's frivolous lawsuits.

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New York Senate Hates Trump More Than Congress Does, Is Happy To Help F*ck Him Up!

FEDERALISM FOR THE FUCKING WIN!

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How Big A Loser Is Donald Trump? Oh, About $100 Million A Year

This is not normal, even for shady-ass real estate developers.

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And In This Corner, The Attorney General Spouting Some Facially Illegal Hilarious Sh*t!

THAT'S NOT HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS.

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One Million Former Prosecutors Agree Trump Is A F*cking Criminal

OK, maybe the letter doesn't have 'one million' signatories yet. Check back at lunch.

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Your Weekly Top Ten Still Hasn't Seen The Mueller Report TICK TOCK

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

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Steve Mnuchin Won't Release Trump Taxes, Sends Drawing Of Calvin Peeing On Congress Instead

Democrats are totally 'Nixon' now, you bet.

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Oh No Maxine Waters Did MURDERRRR Again, Steven Mnuchin Will Be 'Missed'

Mnuchin bangs the gravel.

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At Least Tucker Carlson Still Has His Girlish Laugh

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Kamala Harris Equal Pay Proposal Nanny State Boo Hoo Oh No WAAAH

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How's Trump Sh*tting On The Troops This Memorial Day? Get A Load Of THIS!

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