Tucson Militia Loon Will Smash Soros Child Sex Ring By Stealing Water Left For Migrants It only sounds crazy because it's crazy Doktor Zoom News 03 Jul 2018
It's Three PM. Do You Know Which Armed Militia Whackjobs Are Guarding Your Children? Thank god for a well-regulated bunch of idiots with guns! Doktor Zoom News 27 Feb 2018
'Oath Keepers' Militia Loons Pretty Sure John McCain Needs To Be Executed For Being Tortured A rightwing militia group is certain that a recording of John McCain's 1969 forced confession proves he needs to be executed for treason. Protip: "patriot" groups who want to overthrow the government give lousy legal advice. Doktor Zoom News 08 Aug 2016
Ted Cruz Suddenly Has A Problem With Law-Breakin' Freedom Fighters, Weird Kaili Joy Gray News 04 Jan 2016
