BREAKING: President Biden Won't Be Signing Your Stimulus Checks. Because He's Not A Grifting Narcissist. Yeah, baby. Bore us to tears. You know how we like it. Liz Dye White House 09 Mar 2021
Senate Moves Stimulus Bill, But Only After Mandatory Stupid 'Vote-A-Rama' Ritual Looks like those clowns in Congress did it again! What a bunch of clowns! Doktor Zoom Congress 05 Feb 2021
Do Not Be The Guy Who Promised The Checks And Then Did Not Give The Checks, What Are You, New? If that was just a trial balloon, let's pop that sucker. Doktor Zoom POTUS 05 Feb 2021
Polls: Every American Including The Crazy Ones Wants MORE STIMMY ALL THE STIMMY My, the Republicans don't seem to be playing this well. Doktor Zoom polls 03 Feb 2021
