Mike Pence Sews Up 2024 GOP Nomination With Hot New Idea: 'Privatize Social Security'

It went so great for W, after all.

Oh No And Hooray, It's Another Strong Jobs Report! This Is Excellent Terrible News For Joe Biden!

Nonfarm payrolls up by 223,000 in December, better than predicted.

Oh No, Billionaires Have Lost So Many Billions Lately, How Will They Live It Is Quite Sad, Etc.

Will no one weep for Elon? Like, other than his weird Twitter sycophants?

Job Growth Continues Strong, Which Is Somehow Terrible, Or Perfectly Fine Maybe

Also we have a new favorite song about working.