Is Bill Barr Cockblocking The SDNY? Sure Damn Looks Like It! PULL THE FIRE ALARM. Evan Hurst justice department 19 Feb 2020
Michael Avenatti? More Like Michael Ave-NAUGHTY! Happy Valentine's Day to all the jerks we've loved before. Liz Dye Legal 14 Feb 2020
Tucker Carlson Getting Sued For *Actual* BESMIRCH STATEMENTS You go, girl! Liz Dye 2016 Presidential Election 05 Dec 2019
Congress To Hold Hearings On How Gross Trump's Yeti Pubes Really Are Just no visual aids of the Mario Kart dick, please. The whole world is trying to eat lunch right now. Evan Hurst News 04 Sep 2019
What Are Moscow Mitch's Old Staffers Doing In This Story About Kentucky's Russian Aluminums? That's Weird! He couldn't be more Moscow Mitch-y if he tried. Evan Hurst News 02 Aug 2019
Elijah Cummings Just Asking SDNY If There's Anybody's Ass He Ought To Beat Right Now (Hint Hint!)​ Jerry Nadler's not the only one pissed at the abrupt and weird end to the SDNY's investigation into Donald Trump's campaign finance crimes. Evan Hurst News 19 Jul 2019
Hey Hope Hicks! Jerry Nadler Would Like To See You In His Office. Did Hopey LIE TO CONGRESS? It sure seems like that's a possibility that has not been ruled out! Evan Hurst News 19 Jul 2019
Yep, Michael Cohen Is A Criminal. Sounds Like His Boss And Hope Hicks Are Too! All of these fuckers should be in prison. Evan Hurst News 18 Jul 2019
Ilhan Omar's Challenger A QAnon-Believing, Alleged-Multiple-Offending Shoplifter On The Run From The Law Conspiracy Theories
