Congress To Hold Hearings On How Gross Trump's Yeti Pubes Really Are Just no visual aids of the Mario Kart dick, please. The whole world is trying to eat lunch right now. Evan Hurst News 04 Sep 2019
What Are Moscow Mitch's Old Staffers Doing In This Story About Kentucky's Russian Aluminums? That's Weird! He couldn't be more Moscow Mitch-y if he tried. Evan Hurst News 02 Aug 2019
Elijah Cummings Just Asking SDNY If There's Anybody's Ass He Ought To Beat Right Now (Hint Hint!)​ Jerry Nadler's not the only one pissed at the abrupt and weird end to the SDNY's investigation into Donald Trump's campaign finance crimes. Evan Hurst News 19 Jul 2019
Hey Hope Hicks! Jerry Nadler Would Like To See You In His Office. Did Hopey LIE TO CONGRESS? It sure seems like that's a possibility that has not been ruled out! Evan Hurst News 19 Jul 2019
Yep, Michael Cohen Is A Criminal. Sounds Like His Boss And Hope Hicks Are Too! All of these fuckers should be in prison. Evan Hurst News 18 Jul 2019
​Subpoena-Thirty Just Got A Li'l Bit More Interesting, Motherf*ckers! NO EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE! NO EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE! YOU ARE THE EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE! Evan Hurst News 10 Jul 2019
Junior Does Not Wish To Correct Any Of His Senate Lies, No Thank You This fucker right here. Evan Hurst News 12 Jun 2019
Michael Avenatti ALLEGEDLY Stole Millions From Paraplegic Man So He Could Invest In His Race Cars VROOM! The 36-count California indictment of Michael Avenatti is ... HOO BOY! Evan Hurst News 11 Apr 2019
Let's Watch Republicans Sh*t On A Guy With A Purple Heart! (Impeachment Liveblog, Day Three!) Impeachment
