Maybe We'll Get Millions Of Syringes For COVID-19 Vaccine Without A Hitch. It Could Happen!

Not an arms dealer or wedding planner in sight! (Yet.)

Super Negotiator Trump Pays Four Times Contracted Price For Ventilators, Not One Penny Less

Probably ordered the undercoat, too.

Trump Will Send American Ventilators To Vladimir Putin Because YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SH*T UP

We keep clicking our heels together, but we can't seem to wake up back at Aunt Em's.

Blue States Hide PPE Shipments So Trump Thugs Won't Steal ... Err, CONFISCATE Them For National Stockpile

Oh, we wish we were kidding!