Maybe We'll Get Millions Of Syringes For COVID-19 Vaccine Without A Hitch. It Could Happen! Not an arms dealer or wedding planner in sight! (Yet.) Doktor Zoom coronavirus 09 Jul 2020
Super Negotiator Trump Pays Four Times Contracted Price For Ventilators, Not One Penny Less Probably ordered the undercoat, too. Doktor Zoom coronavirus 24 Apr 2020
Trump Will Send American Ventilators To Vladimir Putin Because YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SH*T UP We keep clicking our heels together, but we can't seem to wake up back at Aunt Em's. Liz Dye coronavirus 17 Apr 2020
Blue States Hide PPE Shipments So Trump Thugs Won't Steal ... Err, CONFISCATE Them For National Stockpile Oh, we wish we were kidding! Liz Dye coronavirus 15 Apr 2020