It's Time For The Teen Gun-Grabbing WALKOUT! The kids seem to believe they're the future. They may be on to something. Doktor Zoom News 20 Apr 2018
Deleted Comments: Guess Abortion Got Outlawed And We Completely Missed It Thank goodness someone dropped by to let us know things! Doktor Zoom News 18 Mar 2018
Look At Your Amazing Babies, America, Part Two: Electric Gun Control Boogaloo Think it might be time for some hope. Doktor Zoom News 14 Mar 2018
Deleted Comments: Is This Some Kind Of Cult? You Can ALL Burn In HELL! Also, I Own 20 Assault Rifles. We sure hope these folks are more competent handling guns than they are with keyboards. Doktor Zoom News 04 Mar 2018
Hey Pissed-Off High School Kids! These Colleges Want YOU (To Tell Your Principal To Fuck Off And Go Protest Guns) Always listen to Wonkette. We are never wrong. Evan Hurst News 26 Feb 2018
Deleted Comments: From Hell's Heart I Stab At Thee! I Will Never Stop Until Wonkette Debates Me! The 2nd Amendment is the law of the land, so protesting guns is treason. Cool story, bro. Doktor Zoom News 25 Feb 2018
Hey, NRA: The Kids Have Some Thoughts And Prayers For You Too This is new. And while it never should have been necessary, it's inspiring. Doktor Zoom News 19 Feb 2018
Betsy DeVos's Black University Commencement Speech? Yeah, It Did Not Go Awesome The dialogue still needs work. Doktor Zoom News 11 May 2017
Deleted Comments: Guess Abortion Got Outlawed And We Completely Missed It
Thank goodness someone dropped by to let us know things!