Trump Finds One Weird Trick To Shed 40,000 Excess Americans A Year, Without Any Exercise!
After all that 'work,' Trump has finally found a way to kill Obamacare -- and YOU, maybe! -- that involves doing nothing.
08 Jun 2018
Tennessee Bigot Re-Bans Gays From His Shitty Hardware Store, Because FREEDOM!
Oh, poor baby!! Did that evil Supreme Court let Gay People get married and it made your dick fall off? Pobrecito.
07 Jun 2018
Gay-Hatin' Cake Nazi Wins At SCOTUS, But Religious Right Shouldn't Blow Its Wad Just Yet
This was a really shitty case, but don't worry, kids, SCOTUS didn't legalize gay bashing or anything.
04 Jun 2018
Betsy DeVos Wants Everyone To Be Happy. Bigots, And The Immigrant Kids They Rat Out To ICE
Since when do you expect the head of a federal agency to know anything about federal law?
23 May 2018
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Robert Mueller Will Not Hestitate To Shove This Subpoena Directly Up Trump's Ass
DO IT DO IT DO IT.
02 May 2018
Robert Mueller Already Knows How Guilty Trump Is, So Screw An Interview
SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED, YOU'RE FUCKING GUILTY.
13 Apr 2018
Crisis Pregnancy Centers Make Case To SCOTUS For Their Right To Trick The Pregnant
Should 'Crisis Pregnancy Centers' have to actually tell clients they are not licensed medical centers? Anti-choicers say no!
20 Mar 2018
Justice Kennedy About To Quit SCOTUS, According To Full-Of-Shit GOP Senator
Hey, it could happen! Or maybe Dean Heller is lying.
09 Mar 2018
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