NC Republicans Boldly Do Absolutely Nothing About State's Real Election Fraud

Simple! DNA tests on all mail-in ballots! (Crom help us, they might try it.)

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Brett Kavanaugh Back To Boofing With Little Girls Or Whatever

Public safety alert.

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Crazy Idea: How About We DON'T Put 'Moral Poison' Thomas Farr On Federal Court?

Being good enough for Jesse Helms is a good enough reason to reject him.

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Steve King Finishes Campaign By Reminding Voters That Nazis Hate Fags

Hey you guys, did you hear Steve King is kiiiiind of a Nazi?

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Now Is The Time For Jeff Flake To STFU And Go Away

He's still not sure he believes Brett Kavanaugh, OH WELL NO BIG DEAL WE GUESS!

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Republican Brian Kemp Not Letting 53,000 Georgians Register To Vote For Some Unknown (JUST KIDDING) Reason

Look, it's not HIS fault you people have un-American names.

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What The Hell With Rick Gates Doing NO COLLUSION With Israeli Spies, Who Why What Now?

ABANDON HOPE, ALL YE WHO ENTER THIS RABBIT HOLE.

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Count ALL The Votes? Why Would Florida Do Something Like That?

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OMG WTF JUST HAPPENED IN THE WHITE HOUSE

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