Oh Do You Think Trump Will Be Mad About This BREAKING PAUL MANAFORT WIRETAPP FROM THE CAMPAIGN TIMES

The wiretapp was coming from inside the house!!!

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Pentagon Gonna Deport All The Troops For Loving America Too Much

Trusting the military was their first mistake. Do we want such gullible people in the service?

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Congress Wants Trump's 'Tapes,' If There Are Any 'Tapes' (Are There 'Tapes'?)

It's like 1974 all over again! Do we need to buy Harvest Gold kitchen appliances?

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Dumb Idiot Donald Trump Thinks Sally Yates Testimony Somehow Made Him Look GOOD

Your 'president' has gone on another Twitter tantrum!

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Devin Nunes Accidentally Told Truth About Trump White House Investigation. That's Not Like Him At All!

A meaningful slip? Or just a slip of the tongue? Let's assume the worst!

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Neat New Proof Nixon Sabotaged Foreign Policy Like A Common Reagan, Trump!

Something Something dirty tricks, Something Something Tricky Dick.

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Deleted Comment: Genuine 'Black Ops' Veteran Defends Best Evil-Fightin' Sheriff Lady In Texas

We heard from a gent in Texas who had some thoughts on demon liberals and the Constitution.

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Deleted Comments: In Which Wingnuts Do Sarcasm At Us

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Bill Maher, An Ass.

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