'Fox & Friends' Morons Settle Question Of How Dumb Chicks Should Behave

Listen up, ladies, you are DOING IT ALL WRONG.

God Spares Phyllis Schlafly Sight Of First Woman President

Phyllis Schlafly is up in heaven now, telling all the lady angels to get back in the kitchen.

Phyllis Schlafly's Niece Pines For Olden Days When A Man Could Get A Little Ass From His Wife