QATAR WHO. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 22, 2018
ANOTHER Trump Tower meeting, Trump and his Congress bois get first crack at Mueller's info, and that good old China trade war. Your morning news brief!
22 May 2018
Putin Is Watching You Masturbate. Wonkagenda For Fri., March 16, 2018
All your base are belong to Russia, someone threatened Stormy Daniels, and DJTJ gets a divorce. Your morning news brief.
16 Mar 2018
'Elderly' Swedish Woman Smites Men's Rights Ass Hat, Does Mitzvah For Entire World
SWEDISH WOMAN FTW
01 Sep 2017
Chuck C. Johnson, Julian Assange, And Dana Rohrabacher Walk Into A Bar, Because WHAT EVEN THE FUCK?
Everything about this story makes our head hurt.
17 Aug 2017
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OK, Which Of You Libs Faked The Minnesota Mosque Bombing? Seb Gorka Is Just Asking!
Why would Donald Trump comment on a mosque bombing before Hillary Clinton's emails have been investigated, again?
09 Aug 2017
Volvo Goes Electric Like Bob Dylan, A Headline Joke For Fellow Olds
Crazy Swedes, acting like businesses should adapt to global warming.
06 Jul 2017
Donald Trump Really Hopes Manila Casino Attack Was Terrorism, Because He Loves Terrorism!
Donald Trump probably jumped the gun on calling an attack in Manila terrorism. But if he guessed right, that proves he's a genius.
02 Jun 2017
Trump Plays The Blame Game. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 19, 2017
Trump's SWEARS he didn't do whatever he says he did, President Kushner sold peace to the Middle East, the GOP wants Chaffetz out now! Your morning news brief!
19 May 2017
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