Armenian Genocide? Nobody's Business But The Turks' Ilhan Omar votes 'present' on House resolution condemning it. Oh, Omar. Doktor Zoom History Facts 30 Oct 2019
Donald Trump Blabbed Military Secrets Again? That Can't Be Right! You can't expect him to sit on cool details, because they're so cool! Doktor Zoom Military 29 Oct 2019
Trump Borrows Obama's Time Machine, Gets Bin Laden Or Something We Guess ONLY HE CAN FIX IT. Doktor Zoom Military 28 Oct 2019
Donald Trump Personally Killed Head Of ISIS, So Suck It, Obama. Gosh, Trump sure is a model of humility. Doktor Zoom Military 27 Oct 2019
Marco Rubio Wishes Kurds Would Be Better Sports About Impending Genocide Show some appreciation, will ya? Doktor Zoom foreign policy 22 Oct 2019
President Goodbrain Brings Peace To Northern Syria, Eternal Shame On USA Turkey 'had to have it cleaned out,' says sociopath/world leader. Doktor Zoom Everywhere Else News 18 Oct 2019
When It Comes To Bernie Sanders, America's Fact-Checkers Suddenly A Bunch Of Existentialists You guys can live without luxuries like 'civilization,' can't you? Doktor Zoom Journamalism 17 Oct 2019
It's Impeachment-Eve-Thirty, Motherf*ckers! Let's Remember What Trump's Ukraine Scandal Is Really All About. Impeachment
