Turkish President Visits White House, Doesn't Even Kick One Protester In The Face Yet. Doktor Zoom foreign policy 14 Nov 2019
Trump Borrows Obama's Time Machine, Gets Bin Laden Or Something We Guess ONLY HE CAN FIX IT. Doktor Zoom Military 28 Oct 2019
Donald Trump Personally Killed Head Of ISIS, So Suck It, Obama. Gosh, Trump sure is a model of humility. Doktor Zoom Military 27 Oct 2019
Sorry, We Need To Cover The War Crimes Today Completely foreseeable consequences. Doktor Zoom Military 13 Oct 2019
'So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish.' Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec 20, 2018 A Category 5 Shitstorm in Syria, and a Florida Man crowdfunds The Wall. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 20 Dec 2018