Congratulations, Chef José Andrés, You Win 2017 This guy. This guy just ROCKS. Doktor Zoom News 03 Nov 2017
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Deleted Comments: War Is Glorious! Good For The Economy! Thank goodness America wasn't run by liberals during WW II! Doktor Zoom News 09 Apr 2017
Eric Trump Knows Daddy Wouldn't Nepotism Him If He Wasn't Such A Good Boy Because when people think of 'The Smart Trump,' they ALWAYS think of Eric. Evan Hurst News 05 Apr 2017
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All Right, 'Fox & Friends' Idiots, Time For A F*cking Bible Lesson They're just pretty sure? That Jesus? Was never a gross brown refugee child? Evan Hurst News 31 Jan 2017
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Deleted Comments: War Is Glorious! Good For The Economy!
Thank goodness America wasn't run by liberals during WW II!