FEEL THE PAWMENTUM! Everything You Need To Know About Last Night's Primaries Dems do diversity, Minnesota Rs reject comeback by Tim Pawlenzzzzzzzzzz Doktor Zoom 2018 State and Local Elections 15 Aug 2018
Your Weekly Top Ten Has Also Been Fired From Fox News For Showing Everybody Don Trump Jr.'s Dick YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW! Evan Hurst popular 28 Jul 2018
Tammy Baldwin's Running Against A Couple Of Jerk Republicans Dems hope to avoid a replay of the Feingold/Johnson 2016 clustermess Doktor Zoom News 22 Jul 2018
GET OUT. Wonkagenda For Tues., June 26, 2018 Trump's trade war claims its first victims, baby jails are worse than you thought, and everyone is shitting on Rep. Maxine Waters. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 26 Jun 2018
Tammy Baldwin Gonna Teach CEOs About Sharing, Like Some COMMUNIST DICTATOR OF PRESCHOOL Wait, you mean corporate success could be good for workers, too? What's the catch? Doktor Zoom News 26 Mar 2018
Eric Holder Sues Scott Walker: STOP FUCKING THAT BADGER! Sorry about your vote, Scott Walker doesn't feel like it. Five Dollar Feminist 2017 State and Local Elections 27 Feb 2018
These Senators Are Totally Obsessed With How Many Old Gays Are At Brunch Surprise, this is a story about how the Trump administration sucks again. Evan Hurst News 28 Apr 2017
HHS Nominee Tom Price Will Fit Great In Trump Cabinet, Because Of How He Is Grafty Well sure he's getting rich from being in office. Why else would anyone take such a crappy job? Doktor Zoom News 18 Jan 2017
Brian Kemp Whines Stacey Abrams Won't Excuse Him From Debate To Go Lick Trump's Balls 2018 State and Local Elections
An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!