No End In Sight. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 24, 2019

No SOTU, Jared plays government, and Kellyanne is a cartoon villain. Your morning news brief!

News

Shutdown To Last Until Planes Crash Or Uninspected Meat Kills Us All. No Big.

Or maybe we'll be crushed by Winning.

Post-Racial America

Is Robert Mueller Wiping His Ass With Trump's Tax Returns RIGHT NOW? Sure, Maybe!

Mueller has reportedly teamed up with the Criminal Investigation unit of the IRS. Uh oh, Trump and Manafort!

Russia

Sean Spicer Throws A Tantrum! Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan. 23, 2017

Trump spox offer an alt-truth, Ted Cruz and John McCain bend over, and your editrix looked purty on the teevee! Your morning news brief!

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Some Idiot Dabbed At Paul Ryan, And Other Stuff. Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 4, 2017

The GOP has a REALLY bad day, NAACP protests Jeff Sessions, and Bill O'Reilly hates Hollywood commies! Your morning news brief!

POTUS

Even Nixonian Dirty Tricks Jerkface Roger Goddamned Stone Thinks Trump Should Release Taxes

When slime-dripping Nixon pal Roger Stone says you've gone too far, you may have gone too far.

Elections

Chris Christie Eated All Donald Trump's $25 Million In Tax Debt

Donald Trump doesn't use public utilities, so why should he bother paying for them?

Culture Wars

OOPS! Was Melania Trump An Illegal Immigrant? Will Donald Build A Wall Around Her?

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Do Y'all See What Nancy Pelosi Is Doing Yet?

Congress

Everything You Need To Know About The Dumb Dick/Manafort Patsy Who Got Indicted Today

Russia

Military Brass On Pres Pardoning War Criminals: Situation Trumpy All F*cked Up

Military

Never Mind, Just A 10-year-Old Migrant Girl Whose Death They Covered Up

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