How We Doin' On That Green Energy Thing? Better Than You Might Expect!

The good news is that it's not all bad news. Also, we need to change things radically is all.

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All These Nice Things Rock Like A Mother

BABY FOX BABIES, and some longreads and stuff

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Stupidest Man On Internet: The Sun Stops Working When It's Cold

You know WHO ELSE is a mass of incandescent gas?

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Forget Trump. Let's Have Some NICE THINGS.

Or at least move him to the background. We've got cool history and computers being strange (by design).

Post-Racial America

Fox News Solves School Shootings Forever: Just Shoot A Cannon At The Walls, For The Kids

Fox News brings a water cannon to a mass shooting and gets all wet.

Guns

Michael Cohen Knee Deep In Shit. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 17, 2018

Michael Cohen can't take this anymore, Trump calls immigrants animals, and Trump-Russia goes off the fucking rails! Your morning news brief.

Russia

New York Times Hires And Fires Nazi-Friend-Having Lady

The op-ed columns are out of control.

Post-Racial America

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Literal Hundreds Of Gunhumpers Won't Have NRA-TV To Hump Their Guns To, Anymore :(

Guns

Elizabeth Warren Has A Plan For ... Oh, Just Fixing Democracy!

2020 presidential election

If It's What You Say, I Love Robert Mueller Testifying, Especially Later In The Summer!

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