Mark Zuckerberg: Facebook Is The Frederick Douglass Of Martin Luther Kings Lies and racism are fine as long as you sign your real name. Doktor Zoom Media/Entertainment 18 Oct 2019
Want To Stalk Someone? All You Need Is $300 And A Dream! Reach out and touch someone. Jamie Lynn Crofts News 18 Jul 2019
How We Doin' On That Green Energy Thing? Better Than You Might Expect! The good news is that it's not all bad news. Also, we need to change things radically is all. Doktor Zoom Environment 18 Jun 2019
Has Your Granny Been Censored By Facebook? President Trump Is Standing By! Why's your granny such a nazi, anyway? Liz Dye Politics 16 May 2019
All These Nice Things Rock Like A Mother BABY FOX BABIES, and some longreads and stuff Doktor Zoom Nice Time 12 May 2019
Stupidest Man On Internet: The Sun Stops Working When It's Cold You know WHO ELSE is a mass of incandescent gas? Doktor Zoom Science 30 Jan 2019
Forget Trump. Let's Have Some NICE THINGS. Or at least move him to the background. We've got cool history and computers being strange (by design). Doktor Zoom News 20 Jan 2019
Fox News Solves School Shootings Forever: Just Shoot A Cannon At The Walls, For The Kids Fox News brings a water cannon to a mass shooting and gets all wet. Doktor Zoom News 01 Jun 2018
