ELECTION DAY! Wonkagenda For Tues., Nov. 6, 2018 Get your ass to the polls after you read your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn Russia 06 Nov 2018
This Is The Only Internet Blog Article You Need To Read About Tomorrow's Midterms Is there even an internet beyond Wonkette dot com? Not that we ever heard of. Evan Hurst News 05 Nov 2018
How Sure Are We That Beto O'Rourke Will Lead Blue Wave In Senate? REAL DAMN SURE! ​ OK, Pretty damn sure. But y'all need to VOTE. Doktor Zoom News 04 Nov 2018
If Congressman John Lewis Can Dance His Ass Off, So Can You! GET YOUR TWO LEFT FEETS MOVING PEOPLE TO THE POLLS, DORKS. Evan Hurst Elections 02 Nov 2018
James O'Keefe Caught Beto's People Feeding The Hungry, And Ted Cruz Is PISSED These staffers are so fucking Christ-like you're gonna throw up. Evan Hurst Post-Racial America 02 Nov 2018
'Consider It A Rifle.' Wonkagenda For Fri., Nov. 2, 2018 They want to have a massacree. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn Russia 02 Nov 2018
Beto O'Rourke Talks To People Of Color Like We Are Actual Voters Who Exist Not sure that's even legal, chief. Stephen Robinson Post-Racial America 31 Oct 2018
Steve King Fighting To Save His Cantaloupes, And More Poll Fun! That poor man. Just kidding LOL. Doktor Zoom polls 30 Oct 2018
An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!
