Two Men. One Border. One Brain. Beto is doing a rally in El Paso tonight! Rumor has it this other dipshit might also be in town. Doktor Zoom 2020 presidential election 11 Feb 2019
Donald Trump Decides Heidi Cruz Too Ugly To Be World Bank President Cruz spox: It's an honor just to be considered (by the ignorant fuck). Doktor Zoom News 31 Jan 2019
What's Shakin', Mitch McConnell? Does Your Life SPARK JOY? Sad turtle is sad :( Evan Hurst News 25 Jan 2019
Colorado Sen. Bennet Now President Of Punching Ted Cruz In The Face Daily Bennet executes Zodiac Killer. Stephen Robinson News 25 Jan 2019
'Ratf*cker' Is F******cked! Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan. 25, 2019 Roger Stone gets indicited, federal workers miss ANOTHER paycheck, and Jared's security problem. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 25 Jan 2019
Ted Cruz Filibusters On Chuck Todd's Face A Sunday show rundown so nice we had to post it twice! Michael Mora Russia 14 Jan 2019
Shutdown, Breakdown, Takedown: They're Busted! It's your Sunday show rundown! Michael Mora SCOTUS 14 Jan 2019
An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!
