Baller Ted Cruz Gonna Deport Beto O'Rourke Back To ... Ireland?

Some people are just natural politicians!

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Ted Cruz’s Stupid Face Punchable Even When He’s Crying

Ted Cruz mimics human emotion. It doesn't go well.

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Ted Cruz Willing To Get Back Into America's Pants If Nebraska Asks Him Nicely Enough

Also Heidi says the Ted Cruz campaign is just like the fight to end slavery, and now we are REALLY worried about her.

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