Ted Cruz Flees With Family To Mexico Looking For Better Life

Even for the guy with the world's most punchable face in Washington, this is a bad look.

GOP Shitting Pants That Ted Cruz Might Lose, Because He Sucks And Everyone Hates Him

BETOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Trump Maybe About To Shoot Jeff Sessions In Middle Of Fifth Avenue

Everything is fucked.

Who Sucks Harder, Kellyanne Conway Or Ted Cruz? HAHA TRICK QUESTION, YOU LOSE!

In a competition over who can be the most hypocritical dick, Conway and Cruz WIN TOGETHER.