Ted Cruz Willing To Get Back Into America's Pants If Nebraska Asks Him Nicely Enough

Also Heidi says the Ted Cruz campaign is just like the fight to end slavery, and now we are REALLY worried about her.

Ted Cruz's Grubby, Foreign-Born Hands Feeling Spanky Again

Elizabeth Warren Doesn't Seem To Like That Ted Cruz Boy Very Much

Ted Cruz Knows Dildos Are Slippery Slope To Banging Your Sister