If Ted Cruz Hates Dildos So Much, Then What's This In His Butt?

It's so rude how liberals and the media are libeling Ted Cruz by saying he hates dildos. He LOVES THEM.

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Ted Cruz Likes It When Cheese Dip Slimes Down His Nipples

TRIGGER WARNING, TED CRUZ IS BEING GROSS.

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Ted Cruz’s Stupid Face Punchable Even When He’s Crying

Ted Cruz mimics human emotion. It doesn't go well.

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