Ross Perot Dies, May Return After Daughter's Wedding Sure he was funny-looking. But his funny THINKING was pretty amazing, too. Doktor Zoom News 09 Jul 2019
​The Good, The Bad, And The SHUT UP YOU LIAR: New York Times Gets To Know The Democratic Candidates! They're just like us! Evan Hurst popular 20 Jun 2019
Bernie Sanders Has A Farm Policy, E-I-E-I-O NO FIGHTING. Doktor Zoom 2020 presidential election 06 May 2019
Ryan Zinke Loves The Trees. They're Great Cover For Shooting Baby Bears. What has nature ever done for us? Doktor Zoom News 29 May 2018
Jeff Flake: Fuck YOU, Fuck YOU, Fuck YOU, Fuck TRUMP, Bob Corker's Cool, I'm Out Arizona Senator Jeff Flake is out, but he's not flaking out Doktor Zoom News 24 Oct 2017
Obama Designates Two New National Monuments. Normal, Non-Jerk People Think This Is Great! Wednesday was a very good day for protection of the West's endangered places. Doktor Zoom News 29 Dec 2016
GOP Platform Includes Big Wet Kiss To Bundy Terrorist Crowd, Big F-You To Parks And Hippies The Republican Platform Committee has adopted a position on eliminating federal ownership of public lands that could have been written by deadbeat rancher Cliven Bundy. Who knows, maybe it was! Doktor Zoom News 18 Jul 2016
Arizona Congressjerk Will Save Grand Canyon From Barack Obama And Tyranny Doktor Zoom News 11 Apr 2016
Let's Watch Republicans Sh*t On A Guy With A Purple Heart! (Impeachment Liveblog, Day Three!) Impeachment
