Wash Your Eyeballs Clean With New Zealand Kids Honoring Fallen Classmates With Haka We're not crying, YOU'RE crying. OK, us too. Doktor Zoom Everywhere Else News 18 Mar 2019
Laura Ingraham Taking 'Week Off' At Big Happy Farm Where She Can Run And Play With Bill O'Reilly Maybe she doesn't deserve to lose her job over one mean tweet. But why does she have a job in the first place? Doktor Zoom News 02 Apr 2018
Wisconsin Teens March 50 Miles To Yell About Guns On Paul Ryan's Lawn Those kids will keep marching, marching, marching, 'til gun sense is breaking through. Doktor Zoom News 28 Mar 2018
Briefly Lucid Pat Robertson Likes These Young Folks Marching For Gun Reform. Huh! A shocking outbreak of decency on the right! Doktor Zoom News 27 Mar 2018
The Children Are Here, And They're FUCKING MAGNIFICENT We are all wrung out with our love for them. Rebecca Schoenkopf Featured 25 Mar 2018
Donald Trump Deigns To Not Fucking Shut Down Government In Today's Manic Frenzy You just know that Trump only found out the bill was ready today. Doktor Zoom News 23 Mar 2018
It's Always Time To March On Drinking Liberally In Philadelphia Get your mama's combat boots out, we invade TUESDAY! TONIGHT! Rebecca Schoenkopf News 19 Mar 2018
