Relax! Mister Rogers Is Not Trending For Anything Bad!
It's just the 50th anniversary of the show.
19 Feb 2018
Roseanne Conner Does Not Deserve What Roseanne Barr Is About To Do To Her
Retconning Roseanne Conner as Archie Bunker is less believable than Dan Conner magically not being dead anymore.
10 Jan 2018
CNN Showed Up To Cover Muslims' Anti-ISIS Protest, So Obvs CNN Faked The Whole Thing
You only think you're reading this. There. Blew your mind.
06 Jun 2017
Tucker Carlson Sorry For Making Mean 'Teen Vogue' Lady More Famous Than Tucker Carlson
Tucker Carlson may not be the stepping-stone to fame he thinks he is, maybe.
26 May 2017
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Roger Ailes In Hell Now, Complaining The Broads There Have Ugly Legs
Condolences to his family, etc., but the man really was scum.
18 May 2017
All-Grown-Up Cindy Brady Has Hair Of Gold, Mouth Full Of Gay Slurs
They should have just left her at the Grand Canyon.
09 Dec 2016
Donald Trump's Plan To End Crime: Unleash Dirty Harry, McBain, More-Racist Mel Gibson
Donald Trump has a plan to stop crime, and it all depends on One Tough Cop. Wish Trump had gotten his name.
23 Aug 2016
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