'I'm Totally Off Script Right Now.' Wonkagenda For Mon., March 4, 2019 Trump's humps a flag, Bernie's back, and Fox News is calling from INSIDE the White House. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 04 Mar 2019
INFINITE SCREAMMMMM! Wonkagenda For Fri., March 1, 2019 Jared calls his father-in-law, HHS says no kiddy fiddling in baby jails, and the shitshow at CPAC. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 01 Mar 2019
Mitch McConnell, Cave Man Somebody's finally allowing a vote to reopen the government! Doktor Zoom Congress 23 Jan 2019
Look Out Chuck 'N' Nancy, President WALL Made A SPEECH HAHAHAHAHA! And also, FOH with that noise. Five Dollar Feminist Post-Racial America 20 Jan 2019
Finally Some Good Immigration News! Federal judge puts brakes on deporting 300,000 people -- and their 193,000 American kids. Doktor Zoom Courts 04 Oct 2018
John Kelly Says USA Has No Room For Illiterate Peasants, Didn't Mean His Own Ancestors He's not racist. He just wishes immigrants had the job skills America needs. Like being white. Doktor Zoom Post-Racial America 12 May 2018
US Diplomats Said 'Please Don't Deport Refugees, It's Bad.' Trump Said, 'We Still Have Diplomats?' Maybe immigration isn't such a hot idea after all. Just look how all these white people are fucking the place up. Doktor Zoom Culture 09 May 2018
The Three Stupidest Things Fox News Said Yesterday (Only Most Of Them Were Brian Kilmeade) US of America News
