Sorry, Texas, Judge Says There's No 'Racist Dicks Can Reject Refugees' In 'USA' Loosely paraphrased. Doktor Zoom News 17 Jan 2020
Suck It, Trump: Switch From Coal To Renewable Energy Could Save Billions A Year Also fuck you. Doktor Zoom Environment 15 Jan 2020
Find A Comfy Seat And Have Some Nice Things! Your weekly escape from all that other stuff. Doktor Zoom News 05 Jan 2020
Julian Castro Could've Been The President We Didn't Deserve The Democratic primary keeps getting whiter. Stephen Robinson 2020 presidential election 02 Jan 2020
Only Two Murdered In Texas Church Shooting Hailed As Second Amendment Christmas Miracle About as much as they could hope for. Doktor Zoom Guns 30 Dec 2019
Impeachment: The End Is The Beginning Is The End It's your Sunday show rundown! Michael Mora Impeachment 16 Dec 2019
Trump's Doctor 'Candy Man' Running For Congress, Tells Texas District It's Just Big-Boned No, the other one. Doktor Zoom 2020 Congressional Elections 10 Dec 2019
Ted Cruz Gonna Ride That Trump Train To End Of The Line! It's your Sunday show rundown! Michael Mora Impeachment 09 Dec 2019
Celebrities Who Destroyed Their Careers! (They Are All Donald Trump.) Tabs, Tues., Jan. 21, 2020 News
