Good News! Cop Charged For Killing Atatiana Jefferson! Better News Would Be Not Killing Her At All Black people should be safe in their own homes. Stephen Robinson Cops Behaving Badly 15 Oct 2019
American Sexy Infections At All-Time High. Less Planned Parenthood, Please! The omissionary position isn't helping. Doktor Zoom Sex 11 Oct 2019
Texas Gov Generously Offers To Help Austin Homeless. If by 'Help' You Mean 'Leper Colonies.' Maybe shout "feces and used needles!" a little louder. Doktor Zoom State/Local Politics 03 Oct 2019
Texas Rep. Dan Crenshaw Thinks Guns, Like Hugs And Chlamydia, Are Better When You Share Crenshaw's audition for GOP's Next Top Trump continues. Stephen Robinson Guns 04 Sep 2019
Texas Gunman Failed Background Check, Ipso Facto MOAR GUNZ NOW Laws against shooting people don't work either, so might as well get rid of those too. Doktor Zoom Guns 03 Sep 2019
Jesus Must Be So Proud Of Texas's Alarming Cervical Cancer Rates It's all going according to plan! Robyn Pennacchia Healthcare 14 Aug 2019
You Guys, The Fifth Circuit Ruled *For* The Welfare Of Indian Children We almost don't know what to say, yes we do, here's all of it! Jamie Lynn Crofts News 14 Aug 2019
John Cornyn Really Really Really Really Really Really REALLY Doesn't Want Beto To Run For Senate BETO, YOU WERE BORN TO DO THIS. Evan Hurst 2020 Congressional Elections 13 Aug 2019
Trump: DURRRRRRRRR ADAM SCHIFF WHISTLEBLOWER PHONY EMOLUMENTS OBAMA NETFLIX? OBAMA NETFLIX?!?!?! Trump
