President Goodbrain Smarts Very Thinkfully About Climate Change, Science Earth can't be getting hotter because he's sundowning. Doktor Zoom Trump 28 Nov 2018
No Need To Worry About Toxic Sludge After Hurricane Harvey. Nobody's Testing For It! Everything's fine, nothing to see, especially if you shut your eyes. Doktor Zoom News 22 Mar 2018
Rick Perry All In A Tizzy About This One Gay College Boy! This story involves glow sticks and people who lost the popular vote. Evan Hurst News 24 Mar 2017
Freedom Caucus Cockblocks TrumpCare! Wonkagenda For Fri., March 24, 2016 Trump throws his abundance of weight at the House, Rick Perry hates gay diversity, the Senate wants to help you find hot, sexy singles on the Internet. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 24 Mar 2017
Study Finds Florida's 'Stand Your Ground' Law Increases Homicides. Is That Bad? Inconceivable! Doktor Zoom News 06 Jan 2017
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Economist Suggests Infecting A Ton Of People With Coronavirus In Order To Help People With Coronavirus Healthcare
