Greg Abbott Saving The Babies, Except The Ones He Killed With COVID Still polling well with Republicans, so don't expect pandemic to decline until it hits everyone. Doktor Zoom coronavirus 07 Sep 2021
TX Lt Gov Dan Patrick Found The Real Origin Of COVID, And It Is Black People This fuckin' guy ... Liz Dye coronavirus 20 Aug 2021
Texas Lt Gov Dan Patrick Ain't Taking Medical Advice From That Pinko Fauci He's literally bragging about Texas's awesome job kicking covid's ass. Like, right now. Liz Dye coronavirus 01 Jul 2020
White House Declares Flawless Victory Over COVID, Except For One Or Two Flickering 'Embers.' No, Really. Beyond parody. Liz Dye coronavirus 29 Jun 2020