Texas Judge Was On Mission FROM GOD!

If God didn't intervene in Christ's trial, why would He be so interested in a Texas court? Mysterious ways, man.

Hooray, 'Affluenza' Boy Staying In Jail! Hope He Doesn't Drunk Kill Anybody There :(

Texas Gleefully Jizzing Itself Over All The Poor Folks It's About To Arrest

Dickbag Texas A.G. Indicted For Doing Bad Crimes, Being Dickbag