Texas Gov Knows Who F*cked Up His 'Illegals Voting' Scam, And It Was ... NOT THE DEMS???? Greg Abbott, we don't even know you anymore. Doktor Zoom Courts 05 Mar 2019
It's 'Giving Tuesday,' So GIVE IT, You! Money can't buy happiness, but it can pay for lawyers and doctors and feeding poors. Hop to it! Doktor Zoom News 27 Nov 2018
Border Patrol Knows What Is Important During Hurricane Harvey Evacuation: DEPORTIN' MESSICANS, YEEHAW! A little old hurricane evacuation is no reason to stop deporting people. Doktor Zoom News 25 Aug 2017
Texas State Rep. Just Wants To Poll Muslims On How Terroristy They Are. Is That Wrong? No wonder Texas loons weren't going insane about this last year. It's a biennial event. Doktor Zoom News 19 Jan 2017
Now It Is Ted Cruz Who Is Poor Persecuted Galileo, And Climate Scientists Are The Church Doktor Zoom News 26 Mar 2015
You'll Prefer Reading About Ebola Nurses Over Reading Maureen Dowd In The Sunday NY Times Doktor Zoom News 24 Aug 2014
Sweet Irony: Wendy Davis 'Too Stupid To Be Governor,' Tweets Longtime Rick Perry Strategist Alex Ruthrauff News 13 Sep 2013
