Sunday Show Roundup: The Forever President Returns! We watch the Sunday shows so you can sleep in! Michael Mora News 10 Sep 2018
Sarah Palin's Kid Is Violent Fuck-Up Again. No, Not Bristol. Did Track Palin beat up his girlfriend again, allegedly? OR DID HE BEAT UP HIS DAD? Evan Hurst News 18 Dec 2017
Conservatives Know Who To Blame For Trump's G20 Hotel Fiasco: THANKS, OBAMA! The buck stops...over there! Liz Dye News 08 Jul 2017
Trump Lets States Ax Planned Parenthood Funds. Time To Go-Fund-Me Your Pap Smear! How will the Trump Administration screw women today? Let's count the ways! Liz Dye News 14 Apr 2017
Trump Idiots Pretty Sure Beyoncé To Blame For Donald Trump Being So Rapey It's so obvious, and if you can't see it, you're probably IN ON THE CONSPIRACY. Evan Hurst News 11 Oct 2016
Middle Class Better Off Than It's Been Since Bush's Financial Crisis, THANKS OBAMA We got all your SEXXXY ECONOMIC NEWS right here! Evan Hurst News 13 Sep 2016
Russian Hackers Now Using Wikileaks As Sock Puppet. Thanks, Obama! Major Major Major Major News 25 Jul 2016
