NYT Co-Endorses Warren, Klobuchar Like When Trump Wanted The Black Guy To Share Apprenticeship With The White Chick If you're gonna run a reality show, you should probably decide who gets the rose. Doktor Zoom Journamalism 20 Jan 2020
Sorry, Texas, Judge Says There's No 'Racist Dicks Can Reject Refugees' In 'USA' Loosely paraphrased. Doktor Zoom News 17 Jan 2020
Trump Drops Another Shoe On Puerto Rico You want this disaster aid, don't you? Doktor Zoom Post-Racial America 16 Jan 2020
California Gonna Battering-Ram Homelessness! Wait, No, That Was The Squat Oakland Families Were Living In Timing is everything. Doktor Zoom Class War 15 Jan 2020
Trump Silent About The Puerto Rico Earthquakes, So They've Got That Going For Them 'The Puerto Rico Earthquakes? What sport do they even play? Get back to me if they make the playoffs.' Doktor Zoom White House 10 Jan 2020
Dennis Prager Will Not Be Bullied By Anne Frank People aren't 'basically good' and teenagers are stupid. Doktor Zoom Culture Wars 02 Jan 2020
Headless Body In Brainless Pardon Matt Bevin does some pardons on his way out the door. Doktor Zoom Crime 13 Dec 2019
Sad Wingnut Explains Slavery Saved Souls Also cites Jordan Peterson a lot, so you know he's smart. Doktor Zoom Culture Wars 11 Dec 2019
Mitch McConnell Makes Turtle-Piddle All Over Trump Impeachment Trial (Liveblog, Day One!) Impeachment
Alan Dershowitz Is Keeping His Panties On For This Impeachment, So Don't Even Bother Asking Impeachment
