Former Intelligence Director James Clapper Won't Stop Worrying And Love The Trump

Should we worry that a fucking idiot with an unstable temper has the nuclear codes? Not if we drink enough.

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Kellyanne Conway Explains Trump's Nuclear Expansion Plan: Drown Our Enemies In Word Salad

Kellyanne Conway is supposed to be good at spin, but on Donald Trump's nuclear tweet, she mostly spins her wheels.

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Why Can't Man-Baby Donald Trump Use Nuclear Weapons, WHY WHY WHY??? A Wonksplainer

Trump reportedly asked a foreign policy expert THREE TIMES IN ONE HOUR why he's not allowed to nuke everything. THREE TIMES.

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