The Federalist: You're Not Hot For Marilyn Monroe, You're Hot For Traditional 1950s Morals

Written by a person who has absolutely never seen a single Marilyn Monroe movie.

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The Federalist Wants To Be Part Of A Rhythm Method Nation

And the attacks against birth control begin.

Abortion

Dolly Parton Will Always Love You, And You, And Everyone Except Possibly This Federalist Idiot

Tell us you know nothing about Dolly Parton without saying you know nothing about Dolly Parton.

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