Meet Daryl. Daryl Loves Carbon Dioxide. Daryl Hates When Gays Make Him Gay With Their Gay Elbows. Hi, Daryl! Pennsylvania's official heterosexual science-understander, everybody! Doktor Zoom Science 25 Feb 2019
Yr Sunday Nice Things Are Here. No Jeff Bezos's Junk Anywhere! We have Worst Field Trips, Kids Learning About Sharks, a book club, and more! Doktor Zoom Nice Time 10 Feb 2019
Wingnuts Make Very Own 'Onion' Knockoff, For Jesus! And it's kind of sweet sometimes?!?! Doktor Zoom Religion 03 Jan 2019
OH SHIT Pope Francis Covered Up Cardinal's ... Consensual Adult Gay Stuff? Oh. The War on Gays crashes into the clergy sex abuse scandal. Doktor Zoom News 27 Aug 2018
Tennessee Must Let Adults Marry Children, Or Else The Gays Have Won Some Tennessee Republicans are so desperate for any chance to ban same-sex marriage again that they would gladly risk the welfare of children in order to do so. Robyn Pennacchia News 08 Mar 2018
Former Navy SEAL And Fox News Personality Somehow Too Racist For Job In Trump Administration Poor man had to quit just for saying stuff you'd find on Breitbart any day of the week. Doktor Zoom News 19 Jan 2018
White House Wishes Everyone Would Be Good Christians Just Like Donald Trump If you believe Donald Trump is a man of faith, you'll believe anything. Doktor Zoom News 18 Jan 2018
Dinesh D'Souza Can Now Reveal The Shocking Truth: Nazis Fucked A Lot Dinesh D'Souza writing about Nazis getting their freak on is the least erotic thing since Sex Machine Dinesh D'Souza himself. Doktor Zoom News 29 Aug 2017
