Tennessee Must Let Adults Marry Children, Or Else The Gays Have Won
Some Tennessee Republicans are so desperate for any chance to ban same-sex marriage again that they would gladly risk the welfare of children in order to do so.
08 Mar 2018
Former Navy SEAL And Fox News Personality Somehow Too Racist For Job In Trump Administration
Poor man had to quit just for saying stuff you'd find on Breitbart any day of the week.
19 Jan 2018
White House Wishes Everyone Would Be Good Christians Just Like Donald Trump
If you believe Donald Trump is a man of faith, you'll believe anything.
18 Jan 2018
Dinesh D'Souza Can Now Reveal The Shocking Truth: Nazis Fucked A Lot
Dinesh D'Souza writing about Nazis getting their freak on is the least erotic thing since Sex Machine Dinesh D'Souza himself.
29 Aug 2017
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Is Mr. Brilliant Jurist Neil Gorsuch Lying Or Just That Stupid, Or Both? (He Is Lying)
Could Neil Gorsuch be deliberately fibbing in a dissent to push an anti-gay agenda? We are ever so shocked.
29 Jun 2017
Deleted Comments: Wonkette Is A Bot Account Used To Spread Disinformation
Disclaimer: None of the comments in this week's edition were actually deleted. Some weren't even comments!
28 May 2017
Deleted Comments: Nazis And Furries And My Little Pony Because Man, People Suck
Yep, far-right loonies are everywhere.
23 Apr 2017
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Deleted Comments: When He's Not Lying, Alex Jones Is A Serious Journalist
We've got a full menu of morons, morans, and maroons today. And have you considered Alex Jones's contributions to serious journalism?