Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The New York Fairytale!

Drink too many of these, you'll spend Christmas Eve in the drunk tank.

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Peace On Earth And Nice Things To All!

Hark the herald ferrets sing.

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