QAnon Dipshits Get Raptured: Presidential Emergency Alert Texting Edition Everything's a sign with these people. Doktor Zoom News 04 Oct 2018
Mike Pompeo, Trump's Sec State Nominee, Would Like His Jesus-Times Apocalypse NOW Would it be a problem for a Secretary of State to try to bring on the End Times? Would that be bad? Robyn Pennacchia Featured 24 Apr 2018
Idiots: Hurricane Harvey Caused By Lesbians Witches Katy Perry Abortion Illuminati And Democrats, But NOT CLIMATE CHANGE!!1! If you've been wondering how this all might be Katy Perry's fault, you have come to the right place. Robyn Pennacchia News 30 Aug 2017
Fugitive Polygamous Cult Leader Maybe Isn't On The Lam. Maybe Just Got Raptured! Lyle Jeffs of the FLDS church has been on the lam since June. Robyn Pennacchia Featured 24 Aug 2016
Franklin Graham Thinks We're Gonna Shoot His Followers For Being Bigots, Like We Have Time For That Franklin Graham tells his followers they may have to 'take a bullet' for their transphobic beliefs. Robyn Pennacchia Culture 16 May 2016
Michele Bachmann Says Brussels Attacks Were God's Little Way Of Giving Obama A Wedgie Evan Hurst News 23 Mar 2016
John Roberts Not Our Real Dad, Can't Make Us Be Nice. Impeachment Trial Liveblog, Day Two! Impeachment
