Donald Trump Is Angry. You Wouldn't Like Him When He's Angry. (Just Kidding, You'll LOVE IT.)

Donald Trump is Nixon-level unhappy. Good.

Donald Trump Just As Dumb And Shallow As You Thought He Was

Trump's got the brains, you've got the looks, let's make lots of money.

Donald Trump Doesn't Trust American Intelligence Agencies, May Just Go With KGB Instead

Donald Trump doesn't have a very high opinion of American intelligence. That seems ungrateful to the people who won him the nomination.