Trump White House: F*CK IT, WE'RE DOING THE WATERGATE THING! Good luck with that, boys. Evan Hurst News 21 Mar 2019
White House Comms Shop Barren Wasteland, Like President's Brain Well this is sad. Evan Hurst News 23 Jan 2019
Trump And Chuck Grassley Definitely Phone-Sexing About Corn And Not Trump Jr.'s Coming Senate Grilling. FOR SURE. This definitely has nothing to do with how Donald Trump Jr. is about to testify before Grassley's Senate Judiciary Committee. Evan Hurst News 31 Aug 2017
Intelligence Community Keeping Hottest Gossip From Trump, Because He Can't Be Trusted Heck yeah, America, this is where we are right now! Evan Hurst News 13 Feb 2017
Spicer: Trump Just Walks Around Naked And Puts His Naked Butt On EVERYTHING THE WHOLE PLACE IS GOING TO HAVE TO BE DISINFECTED! Evan Hurst News 07 Feb 2017
Neil Gorsuch Thinks Your Boss Should Deny You Your Slut Pills. Yay 'Religious Liberty'! HOBBY LOBBY! HOBBY LOBBY! HOBBY LOBBY! Evan Hurst News 01 Feb 2017
President Bannon Cramming Sh*t Through While Ivanka And Jared Are Off Being Jewish Have you noticed that Trump's worst behavior happens between sundown Friday and sundown Saturday? Evan Hurst News 31 Jan 2017
'Will & Grace' Rises From Dead To Demand All Good Americans Vote For Hillary Clinton The cast of 'Will & Grace' wants you to #VoteHoney! Evan Hurst News 28 Sep 2016
