No Seriously They're Investigating Everyone Who Ever Sent Hillary Clinton An Email, No We're Not Kidding Good to see they have some priorities. Doktor Zoom News 30 Sep 2019
Cadet Bone Spurs Orders Great Big Military Parade For No Reason At All This isn't normal. This isn't a normal president. None of this is normal. You noticed that, didn't you? Doktor Zoom News 07 Feb 2018
Jeff Flake: Fuck YOU, Fuck YOU, Fuck YOU, Fuck TRUMP, Bob Corker's Cool, I'm Out Arizona Senator Jeff Flake is out, but he's not flaking out Doktor Zoom News 24 Oct 2017
Trans Ban? Tammy Duckworth's Robot Feet Kick Trump's Draft-Dodging Ass. Again. Tammy Duckworth has had quite enough of your shit, Mr. Trump. Doktor Zoom News 25 Aug 2017
Donald Trump Goes To Phoenix, Yells Whatever Crazy Shit Comes To Mind Well that was fucking nuts. Doktor Zoom News 23 Aug 2017
Trump Fires Trans Soldiers, Protects America From Talking About Jeff Sessions For A Day It may look like a distraction, but it's plenty real for thousands of active military and civilian Defense Department employees. Doktor Zoom News 26 Jul 2017
