​Maggie Haberman (Of Course) Just Saying MAYBE Trumps Are Royal Family Of America's Dreams! Uh oh, everyone, the New York Times committed another act of #JOURNALISM! Evan Hurst News 05 Jun 2019
These Trump Lawsuits Are Getting Batsh*ttier By The Day! A delay is a win. Five Dollar Feminist News 30 Apr 2019
Checking In With The Trump Spawn Crapsacks On A Lovely Friday Afternoon Oh, CRAPSACKS. Evan Hurst News 12 Apr 2019
Rudy Giuliani May Have Committed Wee Oopsie In Trump/Stormy Daniels Case, If You Can Even Believe It Is Rudy Giuliani evil, senile, stupid or ALL OF THEM KATIE? Evan Hurst News 03 May 2018
It Was Sean Hannity, In Michael Cohen's Office, With A Boner (ALLEGEDLY) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Evan Hurst News 16 Apr 2018
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NEW 30-YEAR-OLD BABY, DONALD TRUMP! ALLEGEDLY ALLEGEDLY ALLEGEDLY ALLEGEDLY ALLEGEDLY! Evan Hurst News 12 Apr 2018
Stormy Daniels Got A Blue Dress Too! (OR IS IT GOLD?) This'll knock Obama's sperm off the front pages. Evan Hurst News 15 Feb 2018
Did Ivanka And Her Homely Older Brother Try To Have Tiffany Trump 'Bumped'? WHOA IF TRUE! FROM HER INHERITANCE, you silly fools. Evan Hurst News 26 Sep 2017
