Oh No, Does Jared Hate Trump Now?

It's time for the Things You Care About report!

Remember Italygate? Turns Out People Behind It About As Authentic As Pasta With Ketchup

Nice country you got there! Would be a shame if the barflies from Tattooine happened to it.

Conspiracy theories

You're Still Paying The Secret Service To Cart Trump's Grown-Ass Hatchlings Around America. Isn't That GREAT?

GRIIIIIIIIIIFT.