Mitch McConnell: Shutdown Hero 'No more games,' says master of never confirming Merrick Garland. Doktor Zoom News 11 Jan 2019
Is VP Mike Pence The White House Walking Dead? But sweet Christ, who would replace him? Stephen Robinson News 06 Dec 2018
It's The Watergate Break-In Except It's The Reporter Breaking In And Also It's Lies! If Corey Stewart's story isn't true, may his Confederate ancestors strike him down. Doktor Zoom popular 20 Jul 2018
Goooooooood Morning, Wonketariat!!! Wonkagenda For Fri., July 20, 2018 The White House is full of depressed fuckups, but cheer up because Uncle Vladdy's coming for a visit! Your morning news brief! Five Dollar Feminist Russia 20 Jul 2018
How Sweet Of Dear Leader Trump To Make Kim Jong-Un A Mixtape! We're so glad Very Serious Adults are in charge of America right now. Evan Hurst Culture 06 Jul 2018
Tim Kaine: Senator Of Dad Jokes Oh, yeah, and he's also running against a Nazi. Doktor Zoom News 17 Jun 2018
Trump So Happy The Nazi Won Virginia's GOP Senate Primary Corey Stewart. He's who Republicans are. Robyn Pennacchia Elections 13 Jun 2018
How Stupid Was Trump's Iran Announcement, On A Scale Of One To 'Donald Fucking Trump'? AMERICA IS SO GREAT AGAIN NOW, PROBABLY. Evan Hurst Everywhere Else News 09 May 2018
An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!
