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It's The Watergate Break-In Except It's The Reporter Breaking In And Also It's Lies!

If Corey Stewart's story isn't true, may his Confederate ancestors strike him down.

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Goooooooood Morning, Wonketariat!!! Wonkagenda For Fri., July 20, 2018

The White House is full of depressed fuckups, but cheer up because Uncle Vladdy's coming for a visit! Your morning news brief!

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How Sweet Of Dear Leader Trump To Make Kim Jong-Un A Mixtape!

We're so glad Very Serious Adults are in charge of America right now.

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Corey Stewart. He's who Republicans are.

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The Top Three Reasons Mitch McConnell Should Go F*ck Himself Right Now

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Acting Defense Sec: WALL Won't Keep Us Safe, But The Old Man Wants It, So...

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Trump Idiots Out For Adam Schiff's Blood, Because That Is Sane And Rational

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