Hey Jared Kushner, It's STFU-Thirty, AND YOU'RE LATE!

Jared would like to tell us what's hurting America. Surprise, it's not Russia or Ivanka's dad!

Russia

Politico Goes On Coitus Safari, Finds Millennial Trump Staffers Living In 'Fuck Deserts'

Sad, because aren't we always telling them to get fucked?

Culture

Michael Cohen's Shell Game. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 10, 2018

Michael Cohen's cash problem, North Korean Detainees come home, and DJTJ is screwing Fox News. Your morning news brief.

Elections

Whoops! New Dating Site For Trump Supporters Hires Sex Creep Spokesmodel

That seems fitting.

News
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